Ahoy! NYPD arrests man floating in Home-Made Turtle Sub!!!

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August 4, 2007
An Artist and His Sub Surrender in Brooklyn
By RANDY KENNEDY

At slack tide off Red Hook, Brooklyn, there are usually lots of things floating in the water, most of which you would not want to touch without the help of a good hazmat suit. But just after sunrise yesterday, something truly strange was bobbing there in the shallows near Pier 41: a submarine fashioned almost completely from wood, and inside it a man with an obsession.

The man, Duke Riley, a heavily tattooed Brooklyn artist whose waterborne performance projects around New York have frequently landed him in trouble with the authorities, spent the last five months building the vessel as a rough replica of what is believed to have been America�s first submarine, an oak sphere called the Turtle, said to have seen action in New York Harbor during the Revolutionary War.

Mr. Riley�s plan was also military, in a sense � though mostly metaphorical, given that he is an artist. He wanted to float north in the Buttermilk Channel to stage an incursion against the Queen Mary 2, which had just docked in Red Hook, the mission objective mostly just to get close enough to the ship to videotape himself against its immensity for a coming gallery show.

But when his sub was stopped by a New York City police boat around 10 a.m., the outcome was not metaphorical at all: Mr. Riley, 35, and two friends who had helped tow him were taken into custody by a phalanx of law enforcement officials, and their excursion briefly raised fears that a terrorist attack might have been under way.

The flurry of attention that followed, on television and untold numbers of urban blogs, was the kind of publicity that most artists would pay good money for.

Police Commissioner Raymond W. Kelly issued a statement later calling the incident �marine mischief� � the �creative craft of three adventuresome individuals� � and saying nothing suspicious had been recovered �other than the vessel itself.� He played down the possibility that the cruise ship could have been endangered had the intent been more malicious than artful, suggesting that the sub had been detected in plenty of time.

Mr. Kelly said a New York police detective assigned to the department�s intelligence division who was aboard the Queen Mary 2 yesterday morning first spotted what looked like a hobby-shop submarine towed by a flimsy rubber raft manned by Mr. Riley�s two friends. He called the department�s harbor patrol, which dispatched three boats to the scene along with a helicopter, joined later by the Coast Guard and a hazardous-materials truck.

Still, Mr. Riley, who emerged from his rusty hatch without the tall-boy can of beer he had taken into his vessel when it launched about 9:15, managed to make it to within about 200 feet of the bow of the ship, at a time when officials say harbor security is a critical factor in guarding against terrorism. From a nearby pier, several of his friends and his art dealers shouted congratulations through a chain-link fence.

But the police impounded the sub, and the Coast Guard issued Mr. Riley a citation for violating the ship�s 100-yard security zone. The police issued two more, for unsafe boating. (Mr. Riley had no means of propulsion and was relying mainly on the kindness of the tide to take him toward his objective.)

In an interview at Pier 41 on Thursday afternoon, after Mr. Riley called a reporter to alert him to the planned excursion, the artist said he first became interested in building the submarine after reading about the Turtle in history books. (By some accounts, the original submarine�s attempt to attach an explosive to the bottom of a British warship failed, but the device detonated near the ship and caused the British to move their vessels. Other accounts say the sub never even launched.)

Mr. Riley built his eight-foot-tall submersible not from oak but from cheap plywood, coated with fiberglass and topped off with portholes and a hatch bought from a marine salvage company. Pumps in the bottom allowed him to add water for ballast or remove it.

On Thursday evening, he and the two friends, Jesse Bushnell and Mike Cushing, scrambled around in the murky Red Hook water � avoiding the occasional condom or dead rat � to make sure that the sub, called the Acorn, was seaworthy and would submerge. (It never did so completely.) They had loaded several thousand pounds of lead into the bottom and were adding rocks to further lower the moss-coated vessel, which resembled something out of Jules Verne by way of Huck Finn, manned by cast members from �Jackass.�

�We start arguing with each other and saying, �Hey, you�re doing that wrong,� � said Mr. Bushnell, who owns a bicycle shop in Providence, R.I. �And then we realize there is no right way to do this.� He added grumpily, �I�ve basically been wading around in this water for three days in my underwear.�

Mr. Riley�s last big artwork was an illegal makeshift tavern built last summer on a spit of land near Rockaway Inlet in Queens that in the early 1900s was a kind of Wild West territory, with saloons and prizefights. That project was also brought to a premature end by the police, who arrived at night with guard dogs and scattered most of Mr. Riley�s friends. With the submarine, which he launched on a short-lived test run to the Queen Mary 2 in July, Mr. Riley said he accepted early on that the real performance would probably end with an arrest. Or with him sinking.

�I�m not really a very technical kind of guy,� he said, sitting shirtless on the pier Thursday with various green things still clinging to his arms from the water. �I just guessed a lot on this.� Asked how he planned to get back to shore after the tide carried him out to the cruise ship, he grinned. �I haven�t really thought about that yet,� he said.

Yesterday afternoon, as he, Mr. Bushnell and Mr. Cushing were being taken into custody, still dripping wet, Mr. Riley�s dealers, Alberto Magnan and Dara Metz, said they planned to display the submarine in a show soon at their Chelsea gallery. And to post Mr. Riley�s bail, if needed.

As they spoke, a beefy police officer standing on the bow of a harbor patrol boat laughed and, pointing at the wooden submarine below him, said: �What are we going to do with this thing? It looks like the Turtle!�

Al Baker contributed reporting.

What a pwner. We should recruit him into CT.
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Bender · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:46 pm Post subject:

arrrrrrrrrrrrr

the cops are lucky he didn't blow everyone up
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Cap'n Sprite · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject:

What a man!
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Brutus · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:48 am Post subject:

Haha! God bless turtles, and the insane folk that drive (and build) them. Razz

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Stealth · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:07 pm Post subject:

I could have sworn someone already posted this already, like on the 3rd or something xD
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reject-d · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:55 pm Post subject:

what a trooper.. Very Happy

Bunny · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:46 am Post subject:

Stealth wrote:

I could have sworn someone already posted this already, like on the 3rd or something xD

It was posted twice on the BFP2 forums Razz

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Messy Recipe · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:57 am Post subject:

Bunny wrote:

Stealth wrote:

I could have sworn someone already posted this already, like on the 3rd or something xD

It was posted twice on the BFP2 forums Razz

Those forums don't count.
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Drunken Monkey · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:30 am Post subject:

there is a BF2 forum???????
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CountChocula · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:47 am Post subject:

Drunken Monkey wrote:

there is a BF2 forum???????

BFP2, yes, but they don't count.
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Drunken Monkey · Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:24 am Post subject:

CountChocula wrote:

Drunken Monkey wrote:

there is a BF2 forum???????

BFP2, yes, but they don't count.

ah good. so i have not, and will continue not to miss anything then
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